After years of perceived abuse by Michaels, the Mimi union has decided to hold the very first Mimi referendum. Key issues at hand include a reduction in farting, increased pay and snuggle compensation, as well as better loafing conditions. This measure has the support of millions of mimis worldwide while Michaels seem ambivalent at best to enact these changes.
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Over 100,000 Michaels and Mimis have been displaced as fighting in the Michaelstine region moves south. The U.M is calling the refugee crisis "Historic" as Mimisreal has repeatedly denied aid and international support.
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A starving, dirty, disheveled refugee child flees from Mimisreali airstrikes.
New study results from the Mimi Institute of Technology have revealed what President Mimi is calling a "Stink Crisis" as the population of Mimis have become stinkier and stinkier.
After Wild Mimi populations were decimated due to refusing to not see their sick boyfies, concentrated conservation efforts have succeeded beyond expectation in restoring the natural population.
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Hi Mimi! I love you! Oh I get 2 more sentances? Did that count as a sentace?
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Mimomma Cat Arrested for Neglect as Childmi Found Eating Grass due to Hunger
In a tragic story coming out of Mimaladen, Californiachael, A Mimomma cat is being brought up on charges of extreme childmi neglect. Mimi Protective Services found the child wandering around the front yard of their home, scrounging in the dirt for grass to eat. The Mimomma cat is believed to have spent all of her money on Mimakeup and online shopping, leaving nothing to feed her children. She has been confirmed as working at the Boba factory, where the boss cat only pays 5 cents an hour. Her ex-husband cat has reportedly been stealing money from her as well in order to fund his penny slot addiction.
Eepmis Have Begun to Snuggle, Honk, and Snoo as Winter Season sets in.
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Mimis panic as Michaels Begin their Migration to China
A migration of Michaels to their native country of China to visit family began Thursday night, with a trip to the San Francisco Mimairport. They are projected to finish their migration and return home within 10 days. This expected absence of Michaels has caused mass hysteria among some Mimis, with heightened worries about competing Chimis as well as possible affection shortages. When studied, these Michaels have been confirmed to be loyal to their particular species of Mimi and have been shown to still love their Mimis very very much despite the distance. Despite these assurances, grocery stores across Mimitopia are running out of body pillows, toilet paper, and snacks.
5 Bobchaels Mill Around for an Hour, Finally Learn how to use Hammer
In a comedic sight, 5 Bobchaels were spotted attempting to begin a construction project that is theorized to be a large statue of themselves in a cool pose. It began with all of them stumbling out of a Ford F-150, dropping various tools on the way as well as bumping into each other's hard hats. They attempted to communicate in their native tounge, each saying "Bob, Bob, Bob" in increasing crecendos. They then swung various power tools wildly around with both hands until one of them spilled a box of nails from the truck using a leaf blower. The 5 Bobchaels then gathered around the fallen nails and attempted to secure them to a piece of wood using, in order, a spoon, a water bottle, a wrench, a caulking gun, and a saw. The leader of the bobchaels eventually recognized that they could use the flat end of a hammer to drive it in. He grabbed the hammer which was being used as a butt scratcher by another bobchael and proceeded to hammer the nail while the other bobchaels were wooping in celebration. This ruckus awoke a nearby mimi, who groaned, turned over, and placed a pillow over her head.